I was in the news for the right reasons, there probably isn’t a right reason to be on the news if you want to live a quiet life but here we are. I was on the news for thirsting over Professor Brett Sutton, the Chief Health Officer of the state of Victoria, and one of the people responsible for navigating us through the pandemic.

It’s the salt and pepper hair and the very calm but very firm tone. It’s kind of like having a very sexy school principal.

That quote, dear reader, is directly attributable to me, about him. You can read the entire article here: 'He makes it so much nicer': Brett Sutton the 'silver fox lining' of Victoria's second-wave lockdown’.